Need Somebody To Gather Quotes

Need Somebody To Gather Quotes
Hello,

I’m looking for somebody to gather quotations and sayings for a database I’m building.

You can deliver the quotations and sayings in a comma-separated text file containing as much as possible of the following:
– category name (eg: Famous quotes)
– author (eg: George Washington) [if possible]
– author-info (eg: birth date, date of death) [if possible]
– quotation
– any other relevant info (eg: where the quote came from, name of book, lecture, etc) [if possible]

If you know of somewhere to download a big ready-made database of quotations I can put into a database that would be great.

There are many websites online that have quotations, you can use those but you must include the url where the quotations came from.

This is to make sure that we don’t have duplicate quotations in the system.

With your bid please send me the following info: when you can start, how long it will take, the word ‘understood’ so I know you’re not a bot, how many quotations you plan to provide, any questions you may have.

There is no programming necessary for this project, I just need the info delivered in a plain-text comma-separated file.

I will choose the most realistic bidder with the best price for the best number of quotations delivered.

You will only get a bad rating from me if you can’t deliver as promised in your bid, otherwise you get a 10 rating from me.

Thanks.

Vbulletin X Coppermine Insta 2

Vbulletin X Coppermine Insta 2
Need somebody to install a new skin on vbulletin and coppermine gallery. This person must create a bridge between VB and Coppermine.

The vbulletin forum is currently live and cannot be disturbed as there are members online right now. I have a header and wallpaper that is in PSD format so the programmer must know Photoshop.

The job is:

Install and setup a theme for vbulletin (no design or creation required)

Install and setup the same theme for coppermine (no design or creation required)

Install a ‘bridge’ so there is ONE user login between the vbulletin and coppermine. The programmer will go to the vbulletin site and obtain the bridge code.

Serious bids only! You bid high, I will ignore you.

This will be a fast project for a good programmer.

I am a design company located in the US and have lots of clients and I am looking for affordable, reasonable programmers.

Multi Purpose Data Centre Lab

Multi Purpose Data Centre Lab
Project type: Documentation for a proceadure.

I would like to do my data centre UNIX and Windows Servrs LAB for testing and demostrating multi Operating systems and mutil applications.

– the installation will be on intel PC , desktops.
– thinking to install one os : windows 2003 and the second solaris 10
– applications !! suggest !!
– web servers.

well , i would like to test some services from my lab , like web servers , apache , tomcat , DNS , DHCP , LDAP, proxy, mysql if needed, virtulisation if possible , other basic services.

what i want , an expert in data centre feild , who can deisgn my testing lab, again , we will use intel PCs, i prefer the number of PC will not exceed 2 , so the expert should deisgn my LAB , OS installation , configuration , web servers installation , application installation , any customisation , how to test ,, details are appreciated. We also install two OS on the same PC ??? you may tell me the tool of virtulisation and how to use it>>

in all cases , you need to give the link from where to download all the tools or application we are using in the lab so i cna download the same please.

Php Header Spoof/rewrite

Php Header Spoof/rewrite
I need a script that will allow me to change the referrer that the browser submits to the destination server.

Example –

Traffic comes from www.abc.com/example.html
Click sent to www.destination.com
Script changes referrer to www.other-www.com

In this way the destination site can not look at their logs and see the real place that my traffic comes from, it appears that traffic comes from a place that I enter.

Requirement
– must be in PHP and compatible with all browser – no javascript

NOTES:
– Each entry should have its own field to enter a referrer. (ie: links 1 and link 2 may show different referrers.
– Needs to happen instantly, no delays or new pages.
– If you have a free script that counts and changes referrer already, I am willing to use that instead. Mention in your bid that you are charging for a link to the free script. (I am happy to pay for that)

Details – I get traffic from various online forums and send traffic through to affiliate programs. I do not want the affiliate program to see where my traffic comes from, I want them to see that traffic comes from a site on the same server that is running the script.

A whole new script is fine, just as long as I can count clicks.

Payment Terms – Paypal – Pay 100% when I see a working demo on your server.

Mail Server

Mail Server
We have a dedicated UBUNTU server as mass email server, with POSTFIX. We have 25 IP’s on this server and we need to set up 25 SMTP accounts, each with sub domain and a private IP. SMTP should only listen to our web server IP.
Following tasks should be done:
Create FTP access for the primary domain name
Add all the domain names to the server
Create MX record for each sub domain/IP
Add a postfix instance that binds to every IP address
Postfix configuration (Add the postfix configuration to all postfix instances)
Add SPF records domain keys for every sub domain name
Create an html accessible page on the server in which a chart or table lists the IP address, the corresponding domain name and the corresponding postfix instance name.
Create a page interface (admin panel) that shows on time statistics and info from the postfix log file for all instances: number of email injected to the queue and the corresponding send, deferred and timed out. EXAMPLE: emails injected 100. SENT 80 deferred 15 timed out 5

Rewriting – 100 Articles

Rewriting – 100 Articles
I am looking for a creative writer to re-write 100 articles in “save your marriage” and “get your ex back” niche. It would be nice to find a long term writer.

Of course, I will provide you with articles… each of them will be optimized for one keyword. It is very simple and I will explain you exactly how to do it.

The word count of rewritten articles will be between 300 ~ 325 ( not including the title ). The articles will be submitted to the Ezine so they must be original and error free… their editors are very sensitive about both of these issues.

It is relatively easy project for a someone with a bit of creative mind but an excellent proficiency in English is an absolute must to qualify for this project. I am tired of dealing with “struggling” writers.

The articles must be well written and interesting to read.

The rate is $1.00 per article. Please bid only if this rate is O.K. with you and if you can provide at least 5 quality articles per day.

The SAMPLE ARTICLE is below. If you have any questions… please ask.

Thank you.
Andre

5 Signs That Your Ex Boyfriend Still Loves You!

Sometimes, after a breakup you can still be madly in love with your ex boyfriend, and desperately want to get him back. It’s natural and understandable. Keep in mind that your ex might be feeling confused and unsure. Look out for these sure signs that your ex boyfriend still loves you if you want to get him back:

1. The first sign that your ex boyfriend still loves you is that he’ll want to remain friends. He obviously still wants you in his life one way or the other. Try not to see this as a bad sign. You can always nurture the friendship and continue to be someone important and reliable in his life.

2. Another good sign is his reaching out and regularly keeping in touch with you via phone, email or text message. It could just be a quick hello, but that’s indicative enough that he doesn’t want to break all ties, that you mean something to him.

3. In case he mentions that he misses you, that’s a sure sign that your ex boyfriend still loves you! He’s probably missing the romance between the two of you and may be considering a way to makeup with you.

4. If he asks you whether you’ve started liking someone, that’s a complete giveaway! He wants to know where he stands, so be upfront. Don’t play games by trying to make him jealous. That can backfire real bad, so avoid it.

5. Another sign that your ex boyfriend still loves you is his behavior towards you. If the two of you go out for a coffee and he seems a little nervous, this could mean that he’s trying not to show his true feelings. Make him relax and feel comfortable. One of you has to eventually come out with the truth about your feelings towards each other.

Redesign Blogger Blog

Redesign Blogger Blog
Hi guys, I need to redesign my blogger blog with SEO and some advertising space.

There’s probably need for programming as well, as I need to have a script done.

It will be a 3 – 4 page blog, with home page with banners and some daily post. 2nd page will be Contact Us page, 3rd will be Media room or chat room, and forth will be a monitoring page with script.

I have banners prepared.

Design Ipb Forum Skiin

Design Ipb Forum Skiin
I need a designer to custom design and install a skin for me on my invision power board forum. I do request that each bidder please submit to me a portfolio so that I can see past work on IPB forums design. If you cant show me ipb forum design please dont bid

Design should be clean and I will discuss specifications with winning bidder. You can see my forums current state at www.extremesurfs.com/forum and I would like the color scheme to be similar to my blog at www.extremesurfs.com/blog. I would like to keep the current writing in the header of my forum but get rid of the people in it and possibly come up with a new header design.

I’m open to creative suggestions from qualified designers.

Drupal – Import Script

Drupal – Import Script
Scope:
-Need to implement a script for Drupal6 to import cck data from a file.
-You can use the following links links as a guide:
-A script should be intelligent enough to update a record, instead of inserting,
if a record with the same primary key already exists.
-A primary key field is one of the cck fields, present in an import file.
-Certain cck fields are multi-value, ie contain an array of values.
-As far as I understand, a custom module with this script should be created (I may be wrong)
-The file format is tsv ( tab delimited) ,but I’ll be happy if an xml import format can be implemented instead without increasing the cost of development
-delimiter for values in a multi-value field is a pipe “|”
-the script should fill in all system fields ( type, created, date, format, log etc)

use case:
– a user gets to the page, e.g. cck_upload.php
– an import file already resides on the server side, accessible by a php script
– an input field with a default full file name(eg /var/www/drupal/import.tsv) and an “import” button is displayed
– a user clicks a button “import”
– a script goes through a list of records in a file, and either creates objects or updates existing ones
– create an log file in the same directory as an import file with a log message for each – for each imported record there should be an output of its primary key, status (imported/not) and an error if a record is not imported. the name of the log file can be just “the name of the import file”.log

cck data type:
id ( cck field, primary key)
title (a standard node field)
body (a standard node field)
field_product_small_image (an cck field)
field_product_features (an cck multi-value node field)
taxonomy ( a standard node field)

One last note: I’m looking to establish a long-term relation with a developer(s),
because this is just one of many features I need to develop for a new product reviews website, which is based on Drupal

Plagiarism Program Needed R

Plagiarism Program Needed R
I need a copyscapedotcom program installed on my essay site so customers can access my site then click the button called plagerism checker then they will be able to scan their essays in it to check for plagiarism if they want to , also i will link a merchant account to you need to know how to install a merchant on it so the customer pays for a 1 time use of the scanning program up front then they can actually use the program and paste their essay inside the text box and hit scan and a lit of sites will pop up if their essay is copied , they can then click on the site and actually see which parts of their essay were copied form the site if it was copied at all. If their essay is not copied it will simply say no results found. Basically I want it just like copyscapedotcom but on copyscapedot you can buy multiple uses i just want to make it simple and do a 1 time charge type of set up . Must be very good with programming and must start asap.

Facebook App – Stream Rss Feed

Facebook App – Stream Rss Feed
1) We have an rss feed of content that a specific facebook user would like to stream onto his facebook page as his own

2) We want our app to be added by the user (he chooses it)

3) He selects his personal feed url

4) His content appears as posts on his facebook page

must have skype
must have developed a facebook app before
33% escrow as usual
expect 2-4 day turnaround