Marijuana Related Content
I need someone that has content skills and enjoys smoking marijuana for a project. You just enjoy movies like half baked and tv shows like family guy and southpark. I need somone to go to other related sites and find funny content for the site. I need this done for 20 pages of content for example 10 best stoner films, cartoons smoking weed picture, pot related jokes and marijuana related streaming videos. I need this person to be able to look at keyword data and use their best judgment to provide articles that will bring traffic also I need them to use our amazon affiliate program to select items for sale on the pages they create. Also bookmarking articles on top social bookmarking and web 2.0 sites. I am also interested in a profit share arrangement.
Php – Parser For Uiee Files
Php – Parser For Uiee Files
I need a parser created in PHP for UIEE text files. The parser should read a file that has been uploaded ($_FILES) and then loop through records in the file. Each “field” in the record should be placed in a variable of the same name ($UR, $AA, $TI, etc.). Later I will insert code to insert into a database for each record.
Example format: (Also see attached file which shows three records in the example upload file.)
UR|10
AA|Author
TI|TITLE Subtitle
CN|Very Good in Very Good dust jacket; Defects
AI|Illustrated by Illustrator
MT|Topic
PU|Publisher
PP|Place
DP|Date 3005
ED|2nd Revised and Enlarged German Edition; First Printing
BD|Hardcover
NC|ISBN
NT|Features; Trade PB; Illus. Type; Size; Pages pages; Notes; Signed
NT|by Author & Illustrator
KE|Keyword 1
KE|Keyword 2
KE|Keyword 3
KE|Keyword 4
KE|Keyword 5
KE|Keyword 6
KE|Keyword 7
KE|Keyword 8
KE|Keyword 9
PR|6.00
CO|1
LO|Shelved
IM|http://www.imagelocation.com/Avocado/33333.jpg
XA|4
XB|1
XC|BO
XD|S
In the above example, the UIEE record starts with the UR (User Record Number) tag. This is the standard convention. Subsequently, the remaining fields can appear in any order and not all fields will exist in every record. Most importantly fields can “wrap” to a new line which creates multiple lines for a field, example:
NT|Features; Trade PB; Illus. Type; Size; Pages pages; Notes; Signed
NT|by Author & Illustrator
Thank you for your programming assistance.
Design For Video Site.
Design For Video Site.
We need a design for a youtube style site.
Here you have some sites we like their designs:
www.youtube.com
www.tu.tv
www.vidzshare.net
oscar.go.com
www.hulu.com
www.clipta.com
www.break.com
www.metacafe.com
If you have done some similar design or proyect let us know.
Regards.
Looking For Marketing Teams
Looking For Marketing Teams
MemberMotion offers one of the most lucrative affiliate programs on the Internet. We provide marketers with a way to make a full time living just by marketing our hosting services.
Our affiliate program is so lucrative and allows affiliates to easily makes tons of easy cash because almost everyone who comes to our website is interested. They may not signup the first day they visit, but they will come back and you will be credited for their signup. Think about it… Who wouldn’t want to signup for a service that allows them to make thousands of dollars every month from a turnkey membership website?
Here is how our affiliate program work: You get someone to click on the unique link you are given in your affiliate control panel. If they decide to signup for our services then we will pay you $10/month. Yes, that means you earn $10/month for every single person you get to signup! If you get 1000 people to signup for our services then you will earn $10,000 every single month!
Click here to join the team: http://www.membermotion.com/affiliates.html
WordPress + Shopping Cart
WordPress + Shopping Cart
Hi,
I need a wordpress site with shopping cart feature.
Please indicate if your bid includes design or without design service. Please indicate your turnover time. If you are biding for the design, please include your WEBSITE portfolio for review. Thanks.
Payment via SL escrow only.
Create 100 Simple Postcards
Create 100 Simple Postcards
Hello:
We need to have about 4-8 different greeting card covers designed for multiple occasions (the standards are fine such as birthday, getwell, sympathy, etc). for use on our card design site. http://bit.ly/cTD49K
1. The job is basically just finding pictures and writing happy birthday, or get well soon, happy easter, and etc on them.
2. The cards will need to be both postcard size and then standard card size. Please try to make the postcard size ones at least 1000×750 (they can be larger or slightly smaller if need be, however, please try to keep the proportions the same.) The other design should be 750×1000 (again bigger or smaller as long as proportions are similar).
3. Then zip them up and email them over! If you could put them in folders based on occasion that would be fantastic.
I tried doing some of these by just searching for creative common license photos and then just adding text to them in dreamweaver. (few examples i did — you’re welcome to your own style, not saying mine are good or anything. Just ideas — http://bit.ly/d2NKMm, http://bit.ly/9rF5JG, http://bit.ly/bZG2Dh)
They need to be original and that we can print and send out with products ordered from our online store.
Thank you so much for the help and looking forward to working with the winning bidder!
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Thinking about this — probably 10 categories is a good number. Possible a few more, possibly a few less.
Roughly 100 card cover designs.
Website Design. 2
Website Design. 2
I would like to work with a reputable company with experience, to initially complete my website design.To adapt my existing website template,improve on it with seo extensions appls.
This site is already designed but i need an improved multi media,and other applications on a joomla background.
This job will open doors to those wishing to have collaboration in Europe with my company.I market IT products, you design them.
You are expected to have programming knowledge,design background,SEO, ability to set a feasible project time,admin site for updates.
Web Page Design
Web Page Design
I need some to redesign one web page. This needs to be done today.
Job Site
Job Site
I want to design job site similar to recruit.net. I want the site to have the following capabilities:
1. Ability to source and display any jobs listed anywhere on the web on my site. People would be taken to respective sites where jobs originates. This site will not have CV uploading features. Basically creating a crawler to take input of site URLS’ and store it a db.
2. Ability to send the job details by email and option to send it to twitter, facebook etc.
3. Ability to create user logins.
4. To create and send alerts for users
5. Display Ads
6. Ability for users to provide feedback, reporting misuse etc.
7. Search facility. Displaying jobs by relevance and 7 days, 15 days, 30 days old etc.
8. Storing the job details in a database
Please get back to me with your tentative quote. Please ask me any further details that would help you come up with a final price and any further functionality related question. Please do provide your credentials along with reference to example work. Also provide your plan on how much would you need to finish this job. You are free to suggest the technology /language / database to be used though everything has to be open source.
Please propose your plan, technology/language you want to use otherwise the bid would be rejected. The skills mentioned above are indicative, I want to hear from you what would you propose and use.
Thanks
Slow Oscommerce Webshop
Slow Oscommerce Webshop
I gave a simple search into ‘Fast search’ on the homepage and catched this:
# User at host: kolk22_osc[kolk22_osc] at localhost []
# Query_time: 9 Lock_time: 0 Rows_sent: 1 Rows_examined: 1797684
use kolk22_osc;
select count(distinct p.products_id) as total from products p left join manufacturers m using(manufacturers_id) left join specials s on p.products_id = s.products_id, products_desc
ription pd, categories c, products_to_categories p2c where p.products_status = ‘1’ and p.products_id = pd.products_id and pd.language_id = ‘4’ and p.products_id = p2c.products_id an
d p2c.categories_id = c.categories_id and ((pd.products_name like ‘%kleren%’ or p.products_model like ‘%kleren%’ or m.manufacturers_name like ‘%kleren%’) );
Who can bring this down to much less (important: Rows_examined: 1797684)…almost 2 million! And there are only 3000 products in the shop. Not only the search is slow, but for example opening a page too.
Please make a bid and tell in how many days it could be completed.
Easy Php Image Upload/resize
Easy Php Image Upload/resize
I’m searching for a programmer who can create a easy multipleupload and resize script in php.
This script must resize and save my uploaded original photos to max 800px and create thumbnails to 150px.
After that he must save the photoname and thumbnailname in my DB.
Only jpg, gif and png are allowed.
the imagefolder is: “../images” and the thumbfolder is “../images/thumbs”.
My DB name is “test” and tablename is “pictures” with the fields id | picturename | thumbnailname
my form is:
< form method=”post” enctype=”multipart/form-data”>
File 1: < input type=”file” name=”imagefile1″><br>
File 2: < input type=”file” name=”imagefile2″><br>
File 3: < input type=”file” name=”imagefile3″><br>
File 4: < input type=”file” name=”imagefile4″><br>
File 5: < input type=”file” name=”imagefile5″><br>
< input name=”submit” type=”submit” value=”submit”>
</ form>
Website Design (website Copy)
Website Design (website Copy)
I have some website that i want to copy their content to be the same as mine. very straightforward work. hope to be done very quickly..
It is to commercialize an expert advisor for forex trading. ..
Api Integration Php Project
Api Integration Php Project
***NOTE****
For your bid to be looked at please enter “APICODE” at the beginning of your response.
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This should be a simple project for a good developer with experience with CodeIgniter, JQuery, PHP, and API’s.
We originally created this app for the desktop, but due to the fact that it crashes all the time, we want to create it for the web, in a web app.
Here’s a video that shows you how the program works.
http://screencast.com/t/Y2U3MDdiMGUt
THE PROJECT:
A user enters in keyword(s), chooses the search engines to go out to (Google, Yahoo, Bing), chooses how many keywords per site they want to search for, and they press submit.
The program goes out using the API’s the user enters for their Google, Yahoo, Bing, Social Graph API, Compete API, Alexa API, and grabs the websites that rank on the search engines. Then using our whois api it grabs the whois data for the websites: name, address, city, state, etc. (the api does this automatically)
We then display this captured information one our website for the user to export to a csv or create a mail merge function to print out as a pdf.
PLEASE DO NOT BID if you do not have experience with PHP, Jquery, CodeIgniter, or integrating API’s.
WordPress Css Menu And Sidebar
WordPress Css Menu And Sidebar
I have a WordPress CSS dropdown menu setup, and I would like a programmer to it check over. The menu page are not dynamically updating the content into the page. Would also like a widgetized sidebar added to my template.
Install Video Sharing Script 2
Install Video Sharing Script 2
Hi My Name is Howard and I need to:
1)Install a video sharing script by (AVS) ASAP.
2)Install a HD video player from