Format 50 Quotes For Printing

Format 50 Quotes For Printing
We have 50 inspirational quotations (see attached file) in various lengths that need to be formatted into assorted (3 or 4) hand-writing fonts and text sizes. The layout needs to be suitable for printing 4 per page and 2 per page for the longer quotes in MS Word. See the attached image for samples. These will be printed locally for pinning on bulletin boards.

Create A Website

Create A Website
I need a creative designer to create a dynamic, e-commerce website which looks simple and very professional. The website will have 15 buttons, 12-15 pages, the ability to play a 15 second commercial, and will have a frame with 3 rolling pictures. I have ballpark ideas of how I want the site to look, but I need someone to put it all together and make it “pop”. I also need a “catchy” product logo. Once you are paid, I will have complete ownership of the website and the logo.

Easy To Follow Menu Layout

Easy To Follow Menu Layout
Hi

Looking for a designer etc to come up with a neater layout for the left categories, please come up with draft or examples of other menus that you think will work better, at present when looking at

http://www.consolesandgadgets.co.uk/catalog/xbox-360-rapid-fire-controllers-mode-rapidfire-controllers-c-191_299_301.html

for instance its very confusing, the site is a older verison of oscommerse using sts templates.

Need Template

Need Template
Have a website for funeral flowers, I want someone to install a template that deals with funeral flowers on my website. I already have the content on the website, just want someone to clean the look of the site and install a template (can be a freeware template to keep cost down) and the header image you have want it to just have my url to my website in it.

Fix Mysql Script

Fix Mysql Script
I have a file that is meant to be run via cron jobs, once I get it working right. It is all set up, but there is a problem with the MySQL query. The script works, but only for the first entry it pulls from the database. I want someone to figure out how to make it run for all the entries it pulls from the database.

Should be a very simple job for someone who knows what to look for. I have attached the file so you can view the code yourself.

Alert Pay Integratron2

Alert Pay Integratron2
I have a auction script that I would like alert pay , authorize.net and paypal added to I need someone good with both and who has appropriate developer/testing account with such to do so please quote me a price for all three

The choosen programmer will need the appropriate test account with alertpay authorize and paypal, alert pay for now is the primary concern, I need a good programmer whos good with all the APIs I may be hiring the same person to build payment integrations in a couple different projects for this one I need alert pay primarily and paypal on another project i need a chase IPN built

all of these will report to the payment processor and report back to mysql of payment completion so for those who and i quote say “this is easy, can be done easily” Its not or else i would do it myself…:) Im not looking to have to go through a handful of programmers before i find ion ethat actually knows what they are getting into. The site is http://auction101.sunshinemediapicks.com

And I DONOT want to see portfolios or life stories no copy and paste messages ALL ii need to know is you can do it or have done it before

that you have the needed test account

your price and timeline

Thanks happy bidding I usually work with people that have high reviews but you guys with no reviews I dont automatically disclude you but you really really must know that you can do this. Your reputation will make or break you here at scriptlance so please dont put me in a position to have to leave a bad review because you didnt know what you were getting into.

WordPress Fixed Need Done

WordPress Fixed Need Done
I have a few things I need done on a wordpress theme.. very easy for anyone..

1) need my logo to get fixed on the site,
2) need the links changed
3) need the archives thing removed.
4) need to make the blog posts on homepage to show 5, then have a view next 5 posts on a arrow
5) need catagories to be displayed on the navigation.
6) get sms plugin working
7) make editor writable
8) im sure there is like one or 2 more things left to do.

Need it done TODAY.

Thanks! =]

I NEED IT DONE TODAY! THANKS!!

WordPress Clone Site

WordPress Clone Site
I would like a site that is on wordpress cloned. It will have a different header and ebook cover picture. I will provide you with those. Please provide me with wordpress site examples that you have done and send me a message prior to bidding. Once I see some sites that you have done, I will provide you with the name of the site I want cloned and other requirements. (some plugins and aweber) I am also open to your expert ideas.

Product Descriptions (10)

Product Descriptions (10)
I need 10 product descriptions (500+ words) written on certain products for keywords. I will provide keywords and links for the products to be described. These product descriptions should not be very technical, but more geared to the everyday reader.

A product description would be something like this (this is an estimate):

Intro – 100 words – use keyword in first sentence
Review – 400 words – 3-5 product descriptions

The exact keyword should be used 3-5 times in the description.

Requirements are:

1. Written in smooth, understandable English. If I have to edit the articles, then it is a waste of money.
2. Written grammatically correct and with proper spelling.
3. At least 500 words.
4. 100% unique – free of plagiarism. I will verify each description before payment.

If you respond, include a sample of your writing either in the bid or through a link. I will be checking for smooth writing with correct grammar, spelling, and attention to detail.

Edit Porn Site Descriptions 9

Edit Porn Site Descriptions 9
I have 128 porn site descriptions (about 225 – 350 characters long) that need to be re-written and/or edited. They currently have too many repeated phrases. I need all the repetitive phrases re-written.

The final product needs to be in good english and readable. This project requires the use of mature language in your writing/editing.

I have provided an attachment below for you to see what this work will look like.

Once you get rolling, if you’re fast at typing, this should take you less than 90 minutes to complete.

I need this job done in 24 hours.

Payment via ScriptLance.

Replace Ad Code

Replace Ad Code
*** I am only looking for skilled PHP coders

I have two separate scripts that both serve ads, the variables passed
have different names. I am phasing out the old script that serves ads and want to use the new one. I have a few options on what to do but ideally I would like the current script to run and just redirect the
user to see ads to the new script and collect the needed variables. I
can also move over the new ad code to the server and we can make changes to expect new variables. Let me know

Quick Transfer To Vps –secure

Quick Transfer To Vps –secure
I have a joomla site. autoblogged mail service.

you must move it to VPS securely and also make it secure.

payment is $100. Payment after completion with a BONUS! Paypal payment or scriptlance payment AFTER COMPLETION!–not escrowing due to bad programmers, no matter how many reviews you have, then argue for money when they do nothing!

QUICK PAYMENT WITH A BIG BONUS!

I WANT THIS DONE ASAP! UPON BIDDING, BE READY TO START

Need Swf Decompiled And Recomp

Need Swf Decompiled And Recomp
I need someone with incredible knowledge of Flash. I am currently running casinos that use Flash 9.0 and below without issue. The swf applets of the casino will not run automatically with Flash 10, without a popup requesting permission to run on Flash 10.

This is particularly annoying, so I need someone that can decompile all of the flash elements, fix the global security issues, and recompile them making them able to use the latest Flash version 10 without incident or popups. This bid will be for the fixing of TWO casinos (identical issues), namely Progressive Gold Casino, http://www.progressivegoldcasino.com, and Ultimate Gold Casino, http://www.ultimategoldcasino.com

I would like this done as soon and as quickly as possible.

Thank you in advance for your bids.