Clients from Hell
Client: ”I want a flash on the tub saying 100% free.”
Me: “Err, you can’t say that. That means you’d have to give it away.”
Client: ”Look – It’s twice the size, so you’re getting 100% free.”
Acc handler: ”No, you see if you say 100% free—”
Client: “--look, I haven’t got time to explain this to you, just put it on.”