Blancer.com Tutorials and projects

I would like to control data shown on the desktop by it being sourced from an excel file. See attachment for further info. Thanks

I recently had a phpbb forum installed through my control panel what I now need is for somebody to teach me how to add additional smilies to the existing list.

I do not want somebody to just load the smilies I want them to show mw how to do it so that I can add them as and when they are required.

Most of the smilies that I would like to use are on the following site.

http://www.mysmiley.net/

I need someone who can write the content for my website. The website is for a Nail Salon. I need 8-10 200 words paragraph. It will be mainly for the “Home “, “About Us” and “For Clients”.

You must be fluent in English as the content will be written in English.

Everything you write has to be original and in your own word. Needs to be professional and persuasive and why we are better than our competitors.

You feedback is very important cause I will base your bid from that.

I have an existing custom Joomla 1.5 component/application that requires enhancement, ( Please note this is not web page, this is application/component programming)
Need a Joomla application programmer with existing component to demo his/her good skills in:
Java script, php5x, MySql-5x, Apache, Ajax

You must be,
1)Individual NOT a company
2) Highly skilled in the application/component programming using PHP5, Ajax, Java Script, MySql and Apache
3) able to work on one project at a time ( Not taking on Several project at same time)
4) If you don’t have a enough free time in your schedule , then you don’t have a time for this project
5) must be able to provide links to your sample work ( this is must, do not respond without sample work)

Need a programmer to add the configuration module in Virtuemart so I can add shipping and tax to my orders.

We are looking to have our Dating/Friendship site populated with new members. Possibly 200-300 from the USA and some from Canada

We are preferably looking for real members for our site but may be open to fake profiles as well. If fake please tell us where you are getting the photos from.

The profile would have to include at least 2 photos, sex, age, city, state, hair, eyes, height, weight, etc as well as a short description of what the person is looking for.

Let us know which you can provide.
We will give more details to candidates that who’s bids we like.

I am looking for a design and similar functionality as http://www.buildasign.com/PowerDesign.aspx?T=502F7037744F4E417438706C582B696B4A38704F66673D3D&cid=1235

Project must include:
Design
Banner design tool based on templates
ability to upload art and choose from clipart
output a PDF file
Shopping Cart
Print FedEx labels.

Would like it to run with Joomla