Author: Blancer

Buying 100 IMBD accounts $30 (same as making Ytube accounts) by Teleking

I need 100 IMBD accounts and $30 is yours. I will need accounts on a steady basis. This process is ALMOST the same as making Youtube Accounts. Keep a Detailed Plain Text List of IMBD Account Username, Password, email and email password… (Budget: $30-250, Jobs: Bulk Marketing, Data Entry, Data Processing)


Need Help For Debugging And Improve Program

I have two necessities: a big program in php and mysql that I want to debug in some points and improve.
The first task I need is simple, I need to acceed back to the control panel as something went wrong.
the second necessity is an installation of Mediawiki that works no more and may be need to be reinstalled and fine tuned with the appropriate extensions.
This work can be followed by a series of other works.
The company that created it is no more there. I need somebody with experience in php that will help me in enhance the program. Please use the message board and I will give you more details.
I need to work with somebody that will be disponible and always efficient in answering. Don’t bid if you don’t have a fast internet connection.

WordPress Theme – From Existing Website

Hi there,
I need a WordPress Theme created from an existing website.
All graphics, css etc are already there. I just need the blog to look the same as the main site.
Please bid ONLY if you can complete the project in one day (tomorrow, Monday 15th).

PM me to have the link to the main website, BEFORE you place your bid, or the bid will simply be deleted.

Only accepting bids from programmers with more than 20 Reviews. Sorry guys.

Thanks in advance!
Cheers

First Page Of Google. ( 3

I know guaranteeing a first place in google is hard, but for my sites i am sure its easy.
a few quality backlinks will definitely bring it to number 1 in google.

I will Start with 2 sites with 2 keywords each. if you prove , then consider its ongoing work for you.
Plese find the below stats and bid accordingly, Bids above 50$ will not be considered.
Current Status:
Site 1 : Currently on 4th page, keyword competition less than 10k.
Site 2: Currently on 5th page , keyword competition 1100 only

Keywords are easy ones and a smart seo can easily bring this up.
50% of payment when site on first page, and rest when on top one.
I have check the current top sites for the keywords and if you understand its easy to beat them.

Note: onsite seo is all done.
Do Not use bots, blackhats, or overdoing backlinks or xrumer or any such kind.

Flash Introductory Movie

Hi I need to create a introductory/how it works movie as catchy as these samples:

http://www.lulu.com/en/about/demo.php?cid=en_tab_demo

It doesn’t have to be complex, or very sophisticated, but needs to have a good timing between the voice and the images, it must be very catchy and with a contemporary design. Simple but effective. Like the samples it will give the right impact for the desired message. The idea is to explain to non computer savvy in a effective way what the message is about.

the movie can’t exceed 2.45 or 3 minutes minutes.

I’ll supply the voice off for the movie and you just have to adjust the timing of the images with the voice. I will supply the text used in the voice over.

This movie is to be used in a website, so it has to be light in order to load fast. also must be created and protected in a way that it won’t be possible to extract from the website.

Thank you
_______________

Please only apply if you are confident of getting guaranteed:
1- Only programmers who place bids will be considered and I will not respond to copy and paste bids.

2- Need a serious and honest programmer so we don’t get any problem or trouble in the future.

3- Make sure you understand, know if you have what I’m asking for.

4- I need a 100% quality work and expert.

5- If you didn’t deliver me the files like you’ve explained to me, if it’s damaged, not according the quality that is demanded, not the correct file or not even send me all the files, I will leave a negative feedback about you. You will only be paid if its according all the quality demanded.

6- In a way of give me a good product and better understand what I want you can ask me all the questions that you really need to know.

7- Don’t bid if you’re not able to accomplish these tasks.

8 – I will work with Escrow payment.

9 – This is a project that will grow so if you keep the things very professional and efficient I’ll be interested in keep a continuous business relation with you.

10- At the end of the project you need to deliver me the source files.

11- I will only choose the programmer after you showing me your portfolio that proves experience on this field put them online in order to be able to see them.

12- At the end of the project you also must give me at least 1 month of technical assistance.

Thank you

Helpdesk Website

I am looking for a Helpdesk website for our clients
we are a it support company and need to implement a helpdesk where our clients can log on a log fault tickets

we have 1 customer with say 70 users we need the ability to create a username and password and to give the it coordinator these details then any of teh staff can log a call using these credentials.
we need to run a report at the end of the month to show the following
ticket id
person who logged the call
problem
resolution of the problem
how long the job took

when a user logs a call it needs to update the site
email the user
email our support at email address
when an update is made on the ticket this is also emailed to the client

we need these asap

Smal Fix Quick Cash

first go here http://whatismyip.rpandassociates.biz/v2index.php and let me know if it displayed your ip correctly

if its working let me know then quote me how much to add in a banner mgmt module

if itsa not working let me know if you can fix it and how much Im pretty sure its working need different ips to test.

goto the site one part works one doesnt let me know which one does which dont so i know you checked site

Oscommerce Template Install And Upload Products 2

Existing OSCommerce website…

1)We need you to install an outdoor/camping template to oscommerce.I do not have a template. The one you install can be custom or pre made.

2)We need you to fix google checkout oscommerce plugin so it will correctly caculate shipping costs before sending to google checkout. It is currently installed, but not including shipping costs before sending total to google.

3)We need you to upload and excel spreadsheet of parts. it is not very large.

This is not a long task so plan your bidding accordingly. Be realistic. There are many people willing to take simple PHPOscommerce jobs.

Blog Coverage Tips For Small Business Owners

Getting coverage from blogs for your business or product isn’t easy. Bloggers get too many pitches nowadays and there is every chance of your pitch getting ignored even if your product is a genuine fit for the readers.

If you are a small business owner looking for some online press, you should read this guide on blog coverage. Written by Lisa Barone on the Small Business Trends blog, the article has useful tips on things to follow and avoid while pitching bloggers.

My personal favorite is the second point about creating relationships. As a blogger, I would always respond to those who cared to strike a conversation with me first instead of sending a blind pitch. Building relationships and rapport should always come first.

5 Dos & Donts For Getting Blog Coverage

The Importance of Vacation Time

Many of us have an aversion to using our vacation time. This seems to be more prevalent in the United States than in the rest of the world, and I’m not sure why, since we get fewer days off than most other countries. For some of us, we just feel too guilty about taking days off. We think our workplace will shut down if we’re not there to pull our weight. Others get a similar vibe (either real or perceived) from their managers or co-workers. In any case, think about how many times you’ve heard yourself or one of your colleagues say “I have too much to do and can’t get away” as you bury yourself further into another project.

This article from Information Week says that less than half of America’s workforce use all of their vacation days. I know folks who proudly say “I haven’t used my vacation time in years!” It’s true that many of us may not be able to use the whole two weeks every year. But for some (and you know who you are) shutting down the laptop or Blackberry, leaving the cell on vibrate (or—gasp!—leaving it at home), or letting the paperwork go for a even few days is unthinkable. But for our own physical, mental, and emotional well-being, it’s important to get away for a few days and recharge those batteries.

Signs That You Need a Vacation

You say you can keep going without any time off? If you regularly put in 10 or 12-hour workdays, it’s going to catch up with you after a while. If you keep up that pace for weeks or months, your body will simply start wearing out. You’ll also have to take a look at the work you’ve been doing in that time—is it really your best effort?

Think people won’t notice that you’re starting to get burned out? The next time you’re stuck at the office for what seems like days on end, see how many co-workers, friends, or good old Mom ask you “Are you okay? You look tired”. Or, if you’re starting to notice any of these symptoms, you may want to pencil in a few days off to decompress:

  • Irritability
  • Fatigue
  • Insomnia
  • Inability to concentrate
  • Memory loss
  • Eye strain (from staring at a computer screen for a long stretch)
  • Dark circles under your eyes from lack of sleep

Too much stress or overwork without time off can lead to more serious health problems in the future. The short list includes:

  • High blood pressure (which can lead to a stroke or heart attack)
  • Weight gain (from eating quick, easy, but usually unhealthy meals on the run)
  • Bouts of insomnia
  • Hair loss
  • Depression
  • Digestive problems
  • Skin problems such as eczema

If you suffer from any of these conditions already, prolonged stress can make them worse. Though it’s admirable to plow through the mountain of work on your desk day in and day out, if you have any of the above symptoms, you have to ask yourself if risking your health for the sake of your job is really worth it. Wrap up any current projects and tell your boss that you’ll be unavailable for a few days next week. Chances are your work performance and those who’ve been putting up with your grumpy moods will thank you.

What to Do on Days Off

It sounds hard to believe, but I know people who just don’t know what to do with themselves when they get a little bit of free time. High-energy folks who always need to be doing something might see vacation days as the kiss of death. But relax! It’s not a crime to take a day or two off to just do nothing. For me, every vacation day I’ve used in the past year was to go on a trip of some kind. My holidays off have been filled with visiting family and friends, with very little down time for myself. My random vacation days were spent getting caught up on freelance assignments. Finally, my July 4th holiday this year was reserved for me—I purposely did nothing all day. I got my picnicking, fireworks, and obligatory quality time with friends and family out of the way early in the weekend, and that day was just for myself. Try it sometime. Lay around in your pajamas all day. Read a book. Organize your closet. Go shopping. Really take the day off.

But if you don’t want to have a totally open calendar for your vacation days, here are a few ideas:

Plan a full-fledged vacation.

Think big. Drive across the state or country. Go on a cruise. Hike the Himalayas or go rafting on the Colorado River.

Visit friends in another state.

Combine two of my favorite things—road tripping and seeing friends you don’t see that often. Check out what’s happening where they are. Or book a flight and meet them in their nearest big city.

Play tourist in your hometown.

If a big trip isn’t in your budget (or if you don’t have the days to spare), look around you—you can probably make a perfectly nice vacation out of your local landmarks, tourist attractions. Go camping in your nearest state park. Convince your friends or family to take a few days off and visit an amusement park. Check out the historical attractions near you. Chances are you haven’t been to the places with history and character galore that are literally steps away from where you live. And if you’re in a city—even better. You can cover more ground in a day than most visitors since you know your way around.

What about you? Do you use all of your vacation time? Do you have enough vacation time? Why or why not?