Twitter Template Design

Hello,

I need to create the template (background and colors) for my Twitter account.

This is an urgent yet simple task, and I need it to be done ASAP.

The design should be clean and simple.

A few examples I like:

Contact me if you have experience creating templates for Twitter and attach a few examples of your work.

Once the selection is finished I’ll disclose my website’s URL and also give you the necessary images.

Thank you,
Daniel

Linux Admin Php – Mysql Expert Needed

Hi, I am looking for an admin person who is also a programmer – you must be able to take an the admin task and programming tasks.
If you can answer the below questions of the top of your head, then please respond, I only need people who will have the time to work, do not respond if you have 100 other jobs doing and will not be available for days, our website need someone who as something went wrong, and we send him an email he will get back to us in a few mins or hours, not days or week.

Familiar with Linux administration? can you deal with RedHat or CentOs, Debian barehanded, no WHM or Cpanel or Plesk or any of those.

Whats your level of knowledge with the following:
apache
iptables
lighttpd
postfix
memcached
mysql
php
gd
imagemagick
curl
grep
rsync
ssh

Just a few questions here:

We do not have WHM, all our servers are bare Linuxes. Can you cope with that to add new virtual hosts, etc?

What do you suggest instead of postfix? How well does your setup scale for 100k emails per day?

How can you tell what to fix on a database server whose load has just heavily increased after a recent script/database update?

Do you know Perl or C very well or at all?

Given a Unix mailbox file, how would you extract all emails that are contained in message bodies using shell?

What precautions will you take in order to balance the load of a PHP site between multiple servers (same scripts could be called on either server A, B or C)

Know PHP and OO-PHP like the back of your hand ?

MySQL administration skills (know mysql tools and procedures to back up, replicate, repair and restart a database; understand mysql tuning concepts; be familiar with the InnoDB vs MyIsam optimizations) ?

Server security.

Let me know.

Fix Mysql Error

Simple task:

getting this error at top of page when visitors submit information via home page submission form:

Warning: mysql_query() [function.mysql-query]: Can’t connect to local MySQL server through socket ‘/var/run/mysqld/mysqld.sock’ (2) in /hermes/web06/b1997/pow.yuckyhouses/htdocs/yuckyhousescom/indexSuccessfully.php on line 20

Warning: mysql_query() [function.mysql-query]: A link to the server could not be established in /hermes/web06/b1997/pow.yuckyhouses/htdocs/yuckyhousescom/indexSuccessfully.php on line 20

Need fixed.

Website Background For Popcorn Website

I am in need of getting a custom background created for a popcorn ecommerce website that we are building.

We will be purchasing the following template at this link below:

Manual Press Release Submision

Please look at the background on this website template. We would like the new background to look similar.

The website will be for a popcorn business that will be selling popcorn online. I’m attaching the logo for the website to this email. The background will need to have the same colors as the logo. Also, there will need to be images of popcorn on the background, and a nice pattern that looks clean, and professional. The background will need to be a lighter shade of purple so we can use the attached logo.

We need this done very quickly, and we have a very small budget for this.

Please respond if interested

Clone Odesk.com

If you have created a similar site you are more likely to win this bid.We need same functionalities. Would prefer with different layout/design. Please PM the URL.

We want to translate this website in another language and use it for a different purpose. We need a clone or really similar website of odesk which we will be able to translate as well as changing the design/layout.
Provider needs to give us a functionnal website with admin working perfectly.

We want to buy existing website cloning (or really similar) to odesk, ready to be translated and customized.

Please do not contact us if you do not have this type of website in your portfolio.

Professional Writer – Short Movie Script

I will send you a powerpoint presentation and a brochure with information about our organisation and you will write a script that will be used for a voice over. The script needs to be creative and interesting while capturing the heart of the story. A professional voice specialist will then use the script for our short movie. Your writing abilities must be impeccable. English has to be your first language and you need to have a lot of experience in writing. Remember that this is for a voice over and so it needs to be captivating and interesting. So that i know you have actually read this, please include the word “puppy” in your reply.