Custom WordPress Theme

Hello I need a custom wordpress 3.0 theme. I have a WP website that I would like to clone & add some of my own features. It is standard for the most part but needs to be professional, clean, stylish & utilize WordPress 3.0 features.

Sticky Post of Most Current Events, Navigation Buttons on Left Side,
Video in Center, Social Media Badges on Left under Nav. Menu, Customized Opt-In on Right above the blocks.

similar to http://www.clientattraction.com/public/main.cfm

more specific details will be available to the bidder. Must be EXPERIENCED with high level feedback.

Web Site Analyzer Tools

Looking for something similar to the online analyzer tool listed at the following URL: http://www.visible.net/tools/

once a URL is entered the site is checked for various metrics and a general ‘Service Recommendations’ report is generated, including:

Meta Tag Report
Meta Tag Analysis
Web Page Report
Web Page Analysis
Keywords (single words, 2-word phrases and 3-word phrases)
HREF Anchor Tags
IMG Alt Tags
Outbound Links

Would like a more ‘web2.0’ look and feel to it but the same concept.

Thanks!

Profile Login Voting And Email Creations

I need someone that can start immediately and create 1000 sign ins to a social networking site for two days starting immediately and then voting on a specific profile. The site requires a new email for each password and a different username. Each profile doesn’t require any pictures or data, just a username and a new email that has to be confirmed.

I need someone to start instantly and who has done this before.

Thanks!