auto check email for link 4 BACKPAGE classifieds by tony4k

I am looking for a program that will automatically click on or open my emails for the: “check email for link” when using backpage. This is step three and must be performed before my ad becomes alive. Does… (Budget: $30-250, Jobs: Bulk Marketing, Classifieds Posting, Internet Marketing, Market Research, Marketing)


Comedy Greeting Card Writer

I need someone who can find great images (mostly creative commons licensed) and use my custom greeting card generator to turn out funny/edgy greeting cards. Each card is a photo and a funny caption, and in an hour I expect you to turn out 3-4 cards. This project is for 5 hours work. (15-20 cards created)

Basically I need someone to surf the web find funny/topical/edgy pics and add clever/ironic/snarky captions to them. Tying into current memes and current events is also important.

To do well in this you will need to be:

– Web savvy
– Familiar with current events
– On top of the latest internet memes
– Funny as hell
– Fluent in english (and internet speak)
– Familiar with the creative commons

The ideal person is probably a student and/or an aspiring comedian keen to get paid to spend a bit of time each day messing around making funny cards.

This project is for 5 hours of work.

Examples of relevant writing experience would be good.

About this project:
– Hit the PMB if you have questions.
– Payment via SL escrow only.
– Auto bids will be ignored.

Compile Excel List

I need this done within 24 hours. This is simple job for someone with experiene manipulating excel files.

1. I need these two files combined to a single excel file.

2. Then you will need to delete all the duplicates if the LASTNAME, FIRSTNAME and DOB MATCHES.

3. Then you will need to standardise the street address to be identical in format to Column O in the file named 2.xlsx

4. All names should be converted a single row. That is rather than LAST NAME, FIRST NAME, MIDDLE NAME, I will need a single row with the persons full name. That is SMITH, ADAM, DANIEL, will become ADAM DANIEL SMITH.

4. Then where you have more than one person with the same last name at the same address it needs to become a LASTNAME FAMILY. Thats is:

ADAM DANIEL SMITH

and

SUZY Q SMITH

will become SMITH FAMILY.

Any duplicates with same LAST NAME FAMILY and identical street addresses will be deleted.

24 Articles Needed, $1.50 Each ** Long Term Opportunity ** by greatstuff

I am looking for a writer who is able to write on a variety of topics with ease. For this project I will ask you to write 24 articles (bid $36) within topic areas that I will provide after accepting your bid… (Budget: $30-250, Jobs: Articles, Copywriting, Editing, Ghostwriting, Proofreading)


Article Re-writing Opportunity Philippine Re-writers ONLY by talatm1

This is a short term project based on rewriting articles. You should be able to rewrite at least 10 articles a day without compromising quality. I am paying $0.50 for each rewrite and the articles will be 300-500 words… (Budget: $250-750, Jobs: Academic Writing, Article Rewriting, Articles, Copywriting, Proofreading)


Brochure design – Email marketing data supplier & Campaign by IndepthMarketer

B2B Data supplier with an emphasis on email marketing, and Email Lists. Will need all graphics designed for corporate brochure. Ive paid for several companies to do this based off there portfolio and was not even close to being satisfied… (Budget: $30-250, Jobs: Brochure Design, Concept Design, Format & Layout, Marketing)