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I need a programmer that has experience in either Commerce.CGI or MERCHANT ORDERFORM ver 2.4. I have a client who has used MERCHANT ORDERFORM for the last 8 years (which is no longer supported) and I need to change the gateway from CYBERSOURCE to AUTHORIZE.NET. If you know how to do this with MERCHANT ORDERFORM, I would prefer that. However, if you think maybe Commerce.CGI would be a better approach, I need to hire you to set that up instead.

If you have expertise in setting up some other shopping cart solution to use an Authorize.Net gateway, we can discuss that as well. What I liked about MERCHANT ORDERFORM was that you could simply add some form codes in an HTML file. You didn’t have to setup a formal products database or anything too complicated.

I am creating a new basketball league called the VBL — Vegas Basketball League

I need a cool, unique logo asap.

GOTO www.beantown411.com to see the directions and how to submit your logo.

I am going to pay $25 for the logo. (possibly a tip if it is amazing)

If I select your design I will then select you on scriptlance and pay you.

Make sure to use Vegas in some way

I need a layout for an adult website called, <www.canofporn.com>. The idea is to have the logo to be an actual can of corn. The logo should look similar to the attachment (can on the right). The green giant should be replaced by a woman in green. The spoon should be filled with white substance and the bowl inside as well. There should also be an animation where the white substance drips into the bowl. The label should also say “can of porn”. The layout must be compatible with the plugin I have installed, which automatically feeds videos. I need something that is creative and displays many videos on the home page similar to <www.youjizz.com> and <www.porntube.com> and must contain the logo that I have discussed previously. The layout must be done in wordpress where I can edit videos as well. Categories must be organized as well, which means videos will be automatically uploaded to the respective category when videos are fed through the plugin. I would also like the plugin to be edited where when the viewer clicks the video player to have the video paused instead of directing my website to a different website. I will add other features later on.

P.S. – If you do not send me a mockup with the template and logo I will not consider you or your organization for the project. I understand it takes work to put the mockup together, but I will not just choose any programmer by chance, thanks.

I need to come up really high on the search engines for some competitive keywords. some keywords are very competitive, other keywords are not so competitive (phrase + the city I live in). I need someone with SEO experience. I will give you a list of keywords, and I need to be site 1 or 2 or 3 for these. Payment will be made once I confirm result.

THE WHOLE IDEA OF WHAT I WANT TO BE MADE IS A SOFTWARE THAT CAN WIPE CLEAN YOUR CELL PHONE IS YOU EVER LOSS IT OR GET ROBBED. THE WHOLE POINT IS THAT YOU HAVE IMPT THINGS ON UR PHONE WHEN IT GETS LOOST OR STOLEN AND YOU DON’T WANT PEOPLE TO BE ABLE TO SEE EVERYTHING THAT IS ON IT. WHEN THE PERSON CALLS THE CELL PHONE COMPANY TO REPORT THEIR PHONE LOST OR STOLEN THE CELL PHONE PROVIDER CAN ZAP THE PHONE TO TURN IT OFF AND ALSO ZAP IT TO WIPE IT CLEAN OF ALL DATA THAT IS ON IT. THATS THE BEST WAY I CAN EXPLAIN IT I DON’T HAVE ILLUSTRATIONS OR ANYTHING. I THINK THE ONLY WAY FOR THEM TO ZAP THE PHONE TO WIPE IT CLEAN IS TO HAVE THE IMEI NUMBER OF THE PHONE AND MAYBE THE SIM CARD NUMB TOO. I JUST WANT TO SEE IF SOME ONE CAN HELP ME OUT WITH THIS SOFTWARE IDEA I HAVE.

I want this site to have a full working backend controlling all areas of the site. I basically want a user community which also has event listings and submissions. Along with Artists Profiles with V.I.P. Pages and what not. I have attached photos of how I would like the layout to look.

I need a Great Designer along with a coder to make this reality. Please leave bids and timelines and portfolio and anything else.