Visual Basic Console Mortgage Calculator

Write a mortgage calculator program in VB.Net for CONSOLE and have it accept user input of the amount, term and interest rate. Display the mortgage payment amount. Then, list the loan balance and interest paid for each payment over the term of the loan. The list will be longer than the screen, so use loops to display a partial list, hesitate, and then display more of the list. Insert comments to document the program.

Jokes Project – 15 Required

Writer/Researcher required to locate over the web and thru multiple sites 15 top good funny clean jokes in “story format” of 100-200 words each (not 1 liner joke styles)for existing clean joke site.

Must be clean family suitable jokes for existing DMOZ listed site – no bad language, no sexual content… Stories to have unique story elements , ie no yo mama .. and must be high rated and have strong funny ending punch line.

Winning bidder will provided URL and provide no joke duplication. Jokes must be sourced from more than 8 sites, with no more than 2 jokes stories from any one site.

B) Rewrite 10 selected jokes of the 15 jokes so that they are 100% original ie change peoples names . location switched .. alter wording a little so they pass copyscape – we retain ownership of all the copyright jokes .. jokes must not be sold/given to anyone else at any time

C) Submit all 15 jokes, with good joke title through the websites submit page. Email a backup MS Word file of jokes.

Please provide samples, interests related to jokes and any writing joke experience.

Look forward to your bid!

Thanks! Mac