US warns cyber-attacks ‘act of war’

Woman types on keyboardUS retaliation for cyber-attacks could take many forms
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The US is working on a plan to categorise cyber-attacks as acts of war, says the New York Times newspaper.

In future, a US president could consider economic sanctions, cyber-retaliation or a military strike if key US computer systems were attacked, officials have said recently.

The planning was given added urgency by a cyber-attack last month on the defence contractor, Lockheed Martin.

A new report from the Pentagon is due out in a matter of weeks.

“A response to a cyber-incident or attack on the US would not necessarily be a cyber-response. All appropriate options would be on the table,” Pentagon spokesman Colonel Dave Lapan told reporters on Tuesday.

The Pentagon’s planning follows an international strategy statement on cyber-security, issued by the White House on 16 May.

The US would “respond to hostile acts in cyberspace as we would to any other threat to our country”, stated the White House in plain terms.

“We reserve the right to use all necessary means – diplomatic, informational, military, and economic – as appropriate and consistent with applicable international law, in order to defend our nation, our allies, our partners and our interests.”

The strategy will classify major cyber-attacks as acts of war, paving the way for possible military retaliation, reported The Wall Street Journal after interviewing defence officials.

One of the difficulties strategists are grappling with is how to track down reliably the cyber-attackers who deliberately obscure the origin of their incursions.

And it is not clear how the Pentagon proposes to deal with cyber-attackers, such as terrorists, who are not acting for a nation state.

The sophistication of hackers and frequency of the attacks came back into focus after an attack on arms-maker Lockheed Martin on 21 May.

Lockheed said the “tenacious” cyber-attack on its network was part of a pattern of attacks on it from around the world.

The US defence department estimates that more than 100 foreign intelligence organizations have attempted to break into American networks.

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Government pledges care home help

Elderly hand touching a younger handSouthern Cross looks after 31,000 residents across 750 homes
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Thousands of elderly residents face an anxious wait after the UK’s biggest care home company said it would reduce its rent bill amid financial troubles.

The announcement will allow Southern Cross to pay nearly a third less to its landlords over the next four months.

However, there are concerns that if the deal does not work, residents could be left “high and dry”.

Darlington-based Southern Cross, which cares for 31,000 residents, recently reported half-year losses of £311m.

The company, which operates 750 homes, warned then that it was in “critical financial condition”.

There has been mounting concern over the situation among the elderly residents and their carers and relatives.

Judy Downey, from the Relatives and Residents Association charity, said the developments were worrying.

“It’s a mixture of anguish and concern and panic,” she said.

“The whole business of closure of care homes is something the Relatives and Residents Association has been really concerned about for some time.

“Homes close on a regular basis for one reason or another, and we’re very concerned that they have the same status in law as a corner shop that gives up, and people are left high and dry.”

Roy Lilley, a health policy analyst and former NHS Trust chairman, said Southern Cross was in a difficult position.

“The problem is in a normal business, if you run into trading difficulties, you can circle the wagons, you can close some branches that are not profitable, you can get rid of staff and just generally cut the overheads,” he said.

“But here you can’t do that, you’ve got 30,000 of the country’s most vulnerable people who depend on this company for a service.

“You can’t shove them around, you can’t decant them because clearly some of them are very frail and very vulnerable.”

However, there has been some good news for Southern Cross from the Association of Directors of Adult Social Services, which said local councils would try to help the company bounce back.

The association’s president Peter Hay said: “As councils buying care from Southern Cross, we are willing to work with all parties to support the recovery of the business.

“The care sector has many viable businesses delivering high quality care and we can achieve that for Southern Cross residents if all parties co-operate and continue to put the interests of residents and their families first.”

Southern Cross said on Tuesday that it would defer 30% of its rent for four months while it tried to resolve its financial difficulties.

It also reiterated its belief that a longer-term solution to its troubles would be “forthcoming”.

The firm said it was confident “a critical mass of landlords” would support the move. However, there has been no official agreement.

The rent deferral runs from 1 June to 30 September. Southern Cross said it would issue an update in July.

Company chairman Christopher Fisher said: “We believe that all of the key stakeholders in Southern Cross want this restructuring to succeed.

“We are in dialogue with the Department of Health, our lenders and our landlords and they continue to support the process.

“The objective will be to emerge with a stable and sustainable business model for the continuing care of our residents.”

But financial consultant Paul Saper, who has analysed the private care sector, told the BBC: “They can make a decision themselves not to pay the rent, but their landlords don’t have to turn round and say: ‘We accept that’.

“That’s not going to happen, because these landlords also have responsibility to their shareholders.

“I anticipate, over the next week or two, landlords will start to take back their homes. And why should they not do so?”

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‘Shocking’ care abuse condemned

Scene from secret filming

Secret filming at Winterbourne View appears to show patients being physically and verbally abused

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A pattern of abuse at a residential hospital uncovered by BBC Panorama has been condemned as “shocking” by the government.

It comes after Bristol police arrested and later bailed four people over the treatment of patients with learning difficulties at Winterbourne View.

Care Services Minister Paul Burstow said he was determined to strengthen safeguards for vulnerable adults.

NHS South West said it had been “appalled” by the issues raised.

The hospital’s owners, Castlebeck, have apologised and suspended 13 employees.

“There can be no place for such inhumanity in care services. ”

Paul Burstow Care services minister

During five weeks spent filming undercover, Panorama’s reporter captured footage of some of the hospital’s most vulnerable patients being repeatedly pinned down, slapped, dragged into showers while fully clothed, taunted and teased.

Mr Burstow said: “The abuse of people with learning disabilities at Winterbourne View uncovered by Panorama is shocking. There can be no place for such inhumanity in care services.

“There have been failures of inspection and adult protection which have exposed people to appalling abuse.

“I am determined to strengthen the system of safeguarding to protect vulnerable adults from abuse.”

Avon and Somerset police confirmed three men – aged 42, 30 and 25 – and a 24-year-old woman were arrested as part of their investigation into the hospital.

Mr Burstow said he had already ordered “a thorough examination of the roles of both” government regulato, the Care Quality Commission, and the local authorities.

support worker and patient at Winterbourne ViewSecret filming caught patients being dragged and slapped by support workers

NHS South West said it was “appalled” by the issues raised surrounding the care home.

In a statement, it said: “We always expect safe, high-quality care from providers of services and the abuse of vulnerable patients is totally unacceptable.”

The programme decided to film secretly after being approached by a former senior nurse at the hospital who was deeply concerned about the behaviour of some of the support workers there.

“I have seen a lot over 35 years but this I have never seen anything like this. It is the worst I have seen,” former nurse Terry Bryan told the programme.

Mr Bryan reported his concerns to both management at Winterbourne View and to the CQC, but his complaint was not taken up.

In a statement, the CQC said that, following an internal review, it recognised that “there were indications of problems at this hospital which should have led to us taking action sooner”.

The CQC says it was alerted to the allegations on 12 May 2011 by Panorama reporter Paul Kenyon and carried out unannounced inspections on 17, 18 and 24 May.

Joe Casey

Joe Casey said filming the abuse was the hardest thing he’d done

There is a currently a team from the local mental health primary care trust at Winterbourne View and the CQC is in touch with them and going in regularly for informal visits.

It said that, in response to the Panorama film, it had carried out three unannounced inspection visits of the hospital and taken steps to ensure it will not admit any new patients.

It had also written to Mr Burstow proposing the launch of a programme of risk-based and random unannounced inspections of a sample of the 150 hospitals providing care for people with learning disabilities, a move which the minister backed.

Castlebeck has launched an internal investigation into their whistle-blower procedures and are reviewing the records of all 580 patients in 56 facilities.

Winterbourne View can accommodate 24 patients and is taxpayer-funded, charging the state an average of £3,500 per patient per week.

NHS South West said: “Following initial checks, and a subsequent inspection by the CQC it has been agreed that patients should move to alternative facilities at the earliest opportunity.”

It said: “Primary care trusts in the South West which commissioned placements at the unit have carried out an urgent review of the processes used to commission and review privately provided services. The outcome will be fed into the wider multi-agency safeguarding review.”

Panorama’s Undercover Care: The Abuse Exposed was broadcast on BBC One on Tuesday 31 May at 2100 BST and is available to view in the UK on the BBC iPlayer.

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Downing St denies UK Libya troops

 
The front line in MisrataRebel forces are besieged by Colonel Gaddafi’s army in Misrata

The prime minister’s official spokesman has denied there are any British combat troops on the ground in Libya.

This follows press reports and photos claiming former SAS soldiers and other western security workers were helping Nato identify targets in Misrata.

The spokesman said: “Any military activity we undertake will be in accordance with UN Security Council Resolution 1973.

“I am not making any statement about people who have been photographed.”

The Daily Mirror carried photographs on its front page and on its website purporting to show 11 former SAS and Parachute Regiment men aiding the rebel forces in Misrata.

The Guardian claimed it had learned from its own sources that ex-SAS soldiers were helping Nato to identify targets in Misrata.

But the prime minister’s spokesman insisted on Wednesday that the only British personnel on the ground in Libya were a joint Foreign and Commonwealth Office (FCO) and Ministry of Defence team in Benghazi.

He said: “I don’t think it would be right for me to go into details about the security arrangements for the team. But clearly we take their security very seriously and have arrangements in place.”

“We have been very clear about what the MOD/FCO team is there to do. They provide various forms of support for the Transitional National Council, to help them in the organisation of their internal structures, helping them with communications.”

Misrata is besieged and the civilian population is understood to be suffering great hardship.

A ship from the United Nations World Food Programme is docking in Misrata on Wednesday, delivering 420 tons of food- enough to feed 25,000 people for a month.

At the weekend eight senior officers defected from Col Gaddafi’s army and one of them accused the regime in Tripoli of “genocide”.

Pro-Gaddafi forces, which control Tripoli and the rest of western Libya, have been targeted by Nato under the UN resolution aimed at protecting civilians.

Libyan state media claimed on Monday that Nato aircraft had killed 11 people at civilian and military sites in Zlitan, 50km (30 miles) west of Misrata.

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Murdered Pakistan reporter buried

Saleem Shahzad Saleem Shahzad worked for the Italian news agency Adnkronos and Asia Times Online
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US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has condemned the murder of a Pakistani journalist who had recently written an article about al-Qaeda infiltration in Pakistan’s navy.

Saleem Shahzad’s body was found on Tuesday two days after he went missing.

Earlier a Human Rights Watch researcher said he had “credible information” that Shahzad was in the custody of Pakistani intelligence.

Pakistan has ordered an immediate inquiry into his kidnapping and murder.

“The United States strongly condemns the abduction and killing of reporter Syed Saleem Shahzad,” Ms Clinton said in a statement.

“His work reporting on terrorism and intelligence issues in Pakistan brought to light the troubles extremism poses to Pakistan’s stability,” she said.

Mrs Clinton also welcomed the investigation into the killing.

Mr Shahzad’s funeral will take place in his native city of Karachi on Wednesday. His article about al-Qaeda infiltration in Pakistan’s navy was recently published.

The post mortem report said that there were “15 torture marks” on his body, and no bullet wounds.

It said the death was probably caused by a fatal blow to the body in the chest region.

Analysis

Saleem Shahzad’s death has shocked journalists across Pakistan. But the horror is not so much caused by the death itself – it is the widely held belief that he was in the custody of the ISI intelligence agency when he was killed.

In the past, journalists trying to poke their noses into the geostrategic games of the Pakistani intelligence community have been picked up and given a dose of what they might expect if they cross the line. Some of them gradually faded away as avenues of reporting closed for them. Others learned their lesson, quit their bases, or reverted to “responsible” journalism, as it is known in Pakistan. Though none of them spoke publicly about their ordeals, other journalists were aware of what was going on.

Those working for comparatively little known or less influential media groups – like Shahzad did – have been more vulnerable. In a country where journalists have borne the brunt of political as well as religious extremism, the thought of state institutions also joining the persecution has always been an uncomfortable one. The feeling that these institutions might actually kill journalists in cold blood is more dreadful than killings by extremists.

Mr Shahzad had reported recently that the militant group had launched the deadly assault on the Mehran base in Karachi, the headquarters of the navy’s air wing, on 22 May because talks had failed over the release of several naval personnel arrested on suspicion of links to al-Qaeda affiliates.

At least 14 people were killed and two navy warplanes destroyed.

On Monday, a former navy commando and his brother were detained for their alleged role in helping plan the raid, which embarrassed the military.

The 40-year-old’s body was found in a canal in Mandi Baha Uddin in Pakistan’s northern Gujarat district.

Earlier, Human Rights Watch researcher Ali Dayan Hasan said Mr Shahzad had recently complained about being threatened by the intelligence arm of the Pakistan military, the Inter Services Intelligence Directorate (ISI).

A senior Pakistani intelligence official told the Associated Press it was “absurd” to say that the ISI had anything to do with Mr Shahzad’s death.

The dead man, who had a wife and three children, worked for the Italian news agency Adnkronos International (AKI) and was Pakistan bureau chief for Asia Times Online.

Human rights groups recently called Pakistan the most dangerous place in the world for journalists to operate, saying they were under threat from Islamist militants but also Pakistan’s military and intelligence agencies.

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Boy, six, dies in fall from flats

A six-year-old boy has been killed in a fall from a block of flats in Leeds.

He fell from the flats in the Lindsey Mount area of the city just after 1700 BST on Tuesday, West Yorkshire Police said.

The boy was taken to Leeds General Infirmary where he was pronounced dead a short time later.

A spokesman for the force said: “Three adults have been arrested on suspicion of child neglect. Inquiries are ongoing.”

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Calls for Strep B tests for women

Strep B campaign leaflet

A woman who lost her unborn baby as a result of the Strep B infection has called for routine testing to detect the presence of the bacteria.

Group B streptococcus is a bacteria that can be passed between the mother and child during a natural birth.

It is the most common cause of blood infections and meningitis in newborns and often causes the death of the baby.

Gillian Boyd said her pregnancy had been perfectly normal up until her baby was stillborn at full-term.

She said when midwives told her they could not detect her baby’s heart-beat “my world was falling apart, but I still didn’t want to believe them.

“After an actual scan a doctor then confirmed there was no heart-beat and that Erin had already died.

“After that they gave me some gas and air and I knew at that stage that I had to deliver a baby who wasn’t going to cry.”

“For the families involved it would be a very sensible and worthwhile investment. I happen to personally feel that women should be tested”

Alasdair McDonnell MP and doctor

It was only after a post mortem examination that she found out her baby had died due an infection caused by Group B streptococcus.

“I know that if this bacteria is detected in a pregnant woman, that it can be easily prevented,” Gillian said.

“They could prevent more if a test was done.”

Health Minister Edwin Poots said it was understandable that people were calling for screening after such tragedies.

“However, the UK National Screening Committee, the expert body which advises the four UK health departments on screening programmes, has kept under review the evidence for screening for Group B Streptococcal (GBS) infection, and following the most recent review in 2009 the NSC reaffirmed its advice that screening for GBS should not be offered.

“I will continue to keep this situation under close review.”

South Belfast MP Dr Alasdair McDonnell said testing would be expensive, but worthwhile for families affected.

“It’s one of these balancing acts that we’ve got into in the health service,” he said.

“It makes perfect sense to test, but you’re in a situation where there’s something like 75 babies a year are affected yet it would cost probably something in the region of millions of pounds to do the test.

“But for the families involved it would be a very sensible and worthwhile investment. I happen to personally feel that women should be tested.”

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Call to postpone school closures

Child at schoolPlans to close Scottish primary schools have been fiercely opposed
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The Scottish government is calling on councils to introduce a moratorium on plans to close rural schools.

Education Secretary Mike Russell has written to council leaders asking them to halt plans to shut rural schools until next June.

He is also to set up a commission on how rural education should be delivered.

The Scottish government said it could force councils to comply with a moratorium if necessary.

But council umbrella group Cosla suggested Mr Russell’s move “did not add up”.

Councils are responsible for delivering education in their area but the Scottish government has the power to call in plans for school closures if it does not believe the correct processes have been followed by the authority. Mike Russell is

A Commission on the Delivery of Rural Education will be established to consider the provision of education in rural communities and to take a comprehensive look at the Schools (Consultation) (Scotland) Act 2010.

The Scottish government says this will include a clear legislative presumption against the closure of rural schools and the need for educational benefits to be the driving force in any proposed closure.

Mr Russell said: “The delivery of education in rural communities is about much more than a school building, it is fundamental to the social and economic make-up of a community.

Mike RussellMike Russell is setting up a commission looking at rural education

“That is why it is the right of individual communities to have genuine consultation based on accurate information and why there is, and will remain, a clear legislative presumption against closure.

“However, since the Schools Consultation Act came into force there have been differences in the interpretation of the act.

“I believe that these differences have resulted in the original intentions of the act – that the educational, not financial, benefits should be the main consideration – not always being followed.

“To allow for a comprehensive and fair assessment of the closures process, I have asked for a one-year moratorium during which local authorities will not propose rural schools for closure.”

“Does anybody honestly think that any council leader or education convener takes a decision to close a single school, rural or otherwise, without a tremendous amount of thought?”

Pat Watters Cosla

Mr Russell added: “During this period a new Commission on the Delivery of Rural Education will be tasked with, amongst other things, reviewing the legislation and its application and making recommendations on best practice on the delivery of education in rural areas.

“It will also look at innovation and the link between rural education and rural regeneration.

“I will announce more details on its remit and membership shortly, but it will have licence to think radically and will return at the start of the next year with fresh proposals.”

One of the biggest rows over proposed rural school closures is in Argyll and Bute where Mr Russell was elected as the MSP last month.

Argyll and Bute Council is proposing to shut 11 primary schools. As things stand, any schools which close at the end of the consultation process are scheduled to shut at Christmas.

Many of the proposed closures have been met by fierce local opposition.

No-one from Argyll and Bute Council was immediately available for comment.

But Cosla appeared to be unhappy that it had not been consulted before Mr Russell wrote to councils individually.

Its president Councillor Pat Watters said: “There is a difference between being consulted and being told. This is a subject that has never been raised at any of our political meetings – the way it has been done does not add up.

“The Scottish government would be able to impose a mandatory moratorium, created through legislation, if necessary”

Scottish government spokesman

“Does anybody honestly think that any council leader or education convener takes a decision to close a single school, rural or otherwise, without a tremendous amount of thought?

“Yes, we are driven by factors like finance and balancing budgets, but our main motivation is councils need to support educational attainment for all our young people across their area.

“Councils have always had to make this difficult call and we fully understand that it can cause tensions.”

He added: “If there is a way in which we can marry the financial issues facing us, the need to balance all the educational issues across a council area and a satisfactory outcome for pupils, parents, central and local government then that should be embraced and it would certainly be something that I would be willing to put to my colleagues in local government.

“The subject of school closures is a serious problem that can only be solved in partnership.”

A Scottish Government spokesman said: “Councils have already expressed some concerns, via Cosla and Ades (Association of Directors of Education in Scotland), about how the process for closures has been working to date.

“We would therefore expect councils to welcome a period during which the process and associated legislation will be reviewed, adhering to the moratorium.

“The Scottish government would be able to impose a mandatory moratorium, created through legislation, if necessary.

“However, this would be time consuming and time which could be better spent looking at the substantive issue and seeking a way forward in the delivery of rural education.”

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Rare Michelangelo to go on sale

Michelangelo drawing for The battle of CascinaMichelangelo never completed the Battle of Cascina fresco
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A rare Michelangelo drawing is expected to sell for up to £5 million in London next month, according to Christie’s.

The male nude is one of only 24 sheets relating to The Battle of Cascina, an uncompleted work described by the auction house as “one of the greatest Western masterpieces that never was”.

The only time the drawing has been seen in public was in Vienna last year.

Benjamin Peronnet of Christie’s said it offered “a glimpse into the mind of a genius at the peak of his powers”.

Michelangelo was commissioned to commemorate the 1364 Battle of Cascina in a fresco at Florence’s Sala del Gran Consiglio in 1504.

Leonardo da Vinci was commissioned at the same time to paint the Battle of Anghiari of 1440 on an opposite wall.

Neither piece was completed and only survive through engravings and sketches.

The sketch – the only study for the fresco in private hands – will go under the hammer on 5 July.

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Clashes in Yemen ‘leave 37 dead’

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At least 37 people have been killed in overnight fighting in the Yemeni capital Sanaa, doctors and officials say.

Violence escalated after a ceasefire broke down between security forces and fighters loyal to Sheikh Sadiq al-Ahmar, head of a tribal confederation.

Analysts say the conflict threatens to drag Yemen into civil war.

Yemen is facing increasing unrest in several areas after President Ali Abdullah Saleh refused to step down.

Witnesses reported heavy fighting in the capital overnight as both sides blamed each other for breaking the ceasefire.

The defence ministry accused tribesmen of seizing the headquarters of the ruling General People’s Congress and other offices in Sanaa.

However, sources close to Sheikh Ahmar said government forces had attacked his compound in the north of the city.

Medical officials in Sanaa said casualties included fighters from both sides.

On Tuesday, another 12 protesters were shot dead in the southern city of Taiz following a move by security forces to remove the protest camp from the city centre.

There were also further clashes in the town of Zinjibar where government forces have been battling fighters described as al-Qaeda militants.

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The Google cheats

 
Man using smartphone in pub

As pub closures increase, landlords are turning to traditional tools to attract trade, with giant chain Punch launching a national pub quiz to lure customers back. But since many quizzers have smartphones in their pockets, naming Mali’s capital is less of a challenge than it once was. Question-setter Alan Connor looks at how to Google-proof a quiz.

Text-messaging Is Destroying the Pub Quiz As We Know It, noted the Super Furry Animals in 2001. Little did they know that the pub quiz of 2011 would start with the host insisting: “OK, iPhones away, please. Yes, very clever – and Androids. All phones away.”

Cheating has always been possible in pub quizzes. But while once the dishonest quizzer had to pop out to phone a friend, or wait for a text message reply, phones with fast internet access have taken cheating possibilities to a new level.

So on the one hand, 24/7 access to information threatens to deal a deadly blow to the tradition of competitively recalling facts over a few pints. On the other, smartphones offer an opportunity to question-setters to come up with more inventive ways of testing drinkers’ knowledge.

Some rounds are safe. The traditional A4 sheet with photos of well-known people can’t be farmed out to the internet. But it’s not feasible to base every round on colour printouts.

Others need to adapt. Playing extracts from pop songs risks competitors searching for the lyrics. Lyric rounds themselves are obviously out, along with naming titles or chart places.

Better to use instrumentals, perhaps – although services like Shazam allow the devious to have a remote server identify a track if their phone can “hear” 10 seconds of it. A truly secure music round might consist of “mash-ups” – two songs played or mixed together, or even of sheet music.

Sheet music

The challenge for quizmasters is to ask for things that computers don’t – or can’t – know. Machines can be better than any human at chess, for example, but are not so hot at cryptic crosswords.

So a smartphone-proof quiz might feature questions which can only be solved by making associations. For example, what connects a single by the Pogues, an Italian island resort and a unit of electrical current? (Answer in the box at the bottom.)

“The more you complicate a question, the more Google-proof it becomes,” says Thomas Eaton, who sets questions for The Weakest Link. “You can set something up and then ask people to make elliptical connections – the kind of thing you get in Round Britain Quiz on Radio 4.” Another examples is the “What links…?” section of Eaton’s weekly quiz in the Guardian.

Google-proof quizWhich pop song is summarised thus: “A man stands in a severely dilapidated dwelling and realises he won’t have the chance to do the necessary DIY before he dies”?And: “In an area of low pressure and high humidity, a series of bodies falls from the sky at approximately 22:30”?What connects… a single by the Pogues, an Italian island resort and a unit of electrical current?Which film features dialogue which has been mistranslated as follows: “No Christ – this is an imp”?And: “Thoroughfares? Where we shall be, we are not wanting thoroughfares”?Which TV show begins as follows: “A man peruses a selection of leather-bound books, rejecting a couple, finally choosing one with a cheaper book hidden inside”?And: “A bus causes an ironic wardrobe malfunction”?Answers in the box below

One area where we humans still beat computers is grasping what information means. My quiz on Twitter, Just The Gist, summarises the stories of pop songs without any giveaway details. For example: “In an area of low pressure and high humidity, a series of bodies falls from the sky at approximately 22:30.”

Similarly, it’s possible to convey the sense of a quotation without any information a search engine recognises. Here is a line from a British film, translated online through a few languages and back to English: “No Christ. This is an imp.”

Technology can be used against itself. Quizmasters can show a results page and have quizzers guess the search term.

The problem is that smartphones are constantly advancing. Until recently, I included some puzzles from newspapers in the sheets handed out to contestants during the break. “Sudoku used to be the safe haven of a clever quizmaster, but we’ve cracked that as well,” says Stephen Rosenthal of Google, displaying an app where the user photographs a sudoku and a remote machine sends back a completed grid.

The same app, Google Goggles, can be used to identify the covers of CDs and books – but the quizmaster can stay one step ahead by blurring those images, leaving them recognisable to the human eye. Algorithms can’t squint.

Pity the quizmaster, then, forced to ponder which kinds of information are understood better by humans than by computers – the same “Turing tests” that occupy the fine minds of those who work in artificial intelligence.

The final gambit available to the host is to stop cheating being worthwhile.

The answersPop songs: This Ole House, It’s Raining MenWhat connects: Ford cars (Fiesta, Capri, Ka)Mistranslated movie lines: Life of Brian (“He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy”), Back to the Future (“Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need roads?”)Title sequences: Blackadder the Third, Sex and the CitySheet music: Over the Rainbow

Some quizmasters include a round where the questions come in so fast, no-one’s thumbs can keep up. It’s possible to get 25 questions into two minutes this way; there’s also the kind of round where the first team with a hand up and the right answer gets the points.

Other types of expertise can be tested – asking the contestants to draw a circle with an area of 20cm squared, say. And as far as we know, the senses of smell, taste and touch cannot be relayed over the internet, raising possibilities like “Identify the Brand of Crisp”.

Why are quizmasters forced to go to these lengths to ensure fairness?

Victoria Coren of BBC Four’s Only Connect is puzzled.

“Why would somebody go to a pub quiz, or launch a game of Scrabble, and then look up the answers on the sly? What meaning are they ascribing to the victory? There must be a massive national self-esteem problem.”

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