I need a simple PHP script for a website.
I want to make a joke website. The jokes need to be stored either in a database or an array as plain text.
I need a Joke of the day to be on the main page. The joke of the day will need to be automatically chosen and updated at 12pm midnight every night, chosen from the database, and never repeated.
I want to be able to have one main page that calls a random joke, and also an archive of all the jokes.
I need a simple login page where I can easily…
