Convert Php Code To Asp 2

I have a PHP file with around 587 lines of PHP code.

I want someone to convert it to ASP 3.0 .

The requirements are:
1. to have the same functionality as the PHP file (so keep the logic)
2. to be error free from syntax errors
3. use the exact same names for variables and database records etc.

Please add the work “PHP2ASP” in your bid.