Four Android myths lazy analysts love

The more I read about the tech sector, the more it becomes clear that “analyst” is synonymous with “stand-up philosopher,” which Mel Brooks fans will know is the same thing as an artist who works in a decidedly unsavory medium. This is never more clear than when an outlet like Nielsen releases numbers on the US smartphone market, because immediately afterward legions of “analysts” will leap to the dumbest conclusion possible: Android is ascendant, and Apple is doomed! Dead in the water! DOOOOOMED!

In support of that entirely boneheaded thesis, I’ve noticed a pattern: these “analysts” keep using the same four myopic arguments. All four of these myths dance around a central point, that the smartphone market will only have one “winner,” and it sure won’t be Apple.

The worst part of these analysts’ outlandish claims isn’t that the arguments are so easily dismantled, it’s that so many otherwise intelligent people completely fall for them. Ever since the HTC Dream came out I’ve seen people jumping up and down and saying, “That’s it for Apple, they’re done! Android is going to eat your lunch, sorry fanboys!”

The fact that it’s two and a half years later and that still hasn’t happened is no deterrent to the Android faithful, or the lazy analysts who egg them on in the first place. It’s honestly getting kind of painful to watch this happen every month, especially since the analysts keep saying the exact same things every time.

Read on for the four Android myths that contribute to these analysts’ narrow views.

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Four Android myths lazy analysts love originally appeared on TUAW on Wed, 27 Apr 2011 10:00:00 EST. Please see our terms for use of feeds.

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